Category: Jokes
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Playful Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Story That Will Make You Happy
Forget the traditional Potato Head story: here is an uncensored tale about a young potato head getting a lesson on the facts of life from her Mr. & Mrs. Potato parents. Read it and enjoy! You know that all potatoes have eyes. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head had eyes for each other and they finally…
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Unfiltered Review of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony By Health Care Company Raises Concerns
A managed care company’s president was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to one of his managed care reviewers. The next morning, the president asked her how she enjoyed it and, instead of a few plausible observations, he was handed a…
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Tragedy Strikes After Carpet Installation Ends Badly
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpets in a rather large home. After he stepped out for a smoke, the carpet layer realized he couldn’t find his cigarette pack. As he was looking around the home, in the middle of one room, under the carpet, he stepped on a bump. The carpet layer said…
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The honest truth about what women really want
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youthful happiness. So he offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if he…
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Priests Flee Buxom Blonde
Three priests fled from their passionate encounter with a busty blonde. Three priests were waiting in line for tickets to go home to Pittsburg at an airport. Behind the counter was a very, very shapely blonde: well-endowed, gorgeous, stunningly beautiful. The priests were all embarrassed staring at the shapely blonde, so they drew straws to…
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Mistaken Identity
After years of frustration, the Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon”. Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer…