Category: Jokes
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Parking Ticket Insults
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the…
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Secret Of Selling Bibles
Unusual secret of a great salesman revealed A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be…
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Psychology Experiment Gone Wrong
A really shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful blonde eyeing him with a seductive look. After gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if we talk for a while?” She answers by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I…
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How Conservatives and Liberals Began
Before the liberal and conservative movements existed humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. Before political parties existed People lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of…
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2-year University MAN Degree
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University. That’s right, in just six trimesters, you too, can be a real man – as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too,…
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Intelligent Sheep Dog
A woman seated at the movies was surprised to find, sitting in the two adjacent seats, a man with his arm around a sheep dog. All through the movie, she noticed the dog watching the picture with apparent understanding snarling when the villain appeared, yelping happily at the funny parts. At the end of the…