Category: Jokes
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Life’s Certainties
A madam opened the door of a brothel an saw a dignified, well-dressed good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. “Can I help you?” she asked. “I want to see Natalie” the man replied. “Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the madam. “No.…
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New York City Cab Driver
A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was on a corner trying to hail a taxi cab. As the mom was waiting for an empty taxi to stop her daughter noticed several women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother finally got a cab and they both climbed in, Then the daughter…
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Look Younger
While a husband and wife are driving on the way to a party, she’s admiring herself in the mirror. He asks, “What are you thinking?” She answers, “I went to the doctor yesterday and he told me that I have the face and breasts of a 25-year old.” The husband retorts, “Well, what did he…
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Husbands Cannot Win
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife: “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the…
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Lawyer’s Billable Hours
A young lawyer died and was brought to heaven. Upon arriving at heaven the lawyer protested it was to early for him to die, because he was only 32 years old and there must be some mistake. The angel listened and agreed that perhaps there was some mistake and promised to review the case. After…
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Where Is Bin Working?
Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin Ass-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member,…