Category: Jokes
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Actual newspaper headline about felching session gone wrong
“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a…
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Funny story about Fred Dingaling
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he’s in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. “Fred,” he replies. “Fred what?”…
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Barber catches his cheating wife
A man asks the barber in a shop, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around, seeing a lot of customers, said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left but didn’t return that day. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before…
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Marriage after 40 years
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now…
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Shocking Vegetarian Meal
The Vegetarian Society of Kansas never ate pork in his life, but always wanted to see how it tasted. The urge was so great he invented a story about going out-of-town on an urgent business matter. Once he left town he found a famous pork house noted for its gourmet pork dishes, feeling assured he…
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Biological Paradox
Why Don’t Your Feet Become Red With Blood? I always like to illustrate biology principles with simple concrete examples. The answer I got about the flow of blood in the body was not one I was ready for. After my lecture on blood flow, the class was posed this simple question: “If I were to…