Category: Jokes
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Husband’s revenge in the kitchen
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going…
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Simple trick question to know if a politician is smart
Given that Al Gore has no job, he decided to take a sightseeing vacation to Europe. While visiting England, he is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I…
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Foggy Golf Course
Two blondes were playing in a foggy golf course and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway on the par three hole. To their amazement as they walked up to the green, they found one golf ball three feet from the cup, while the other golf ball somehow had…
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Best answer to a Dear John letter
A Marine stationed overseas recently received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to…
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Frog Meets Beautiful Woman
Lonely and desperate for female company, a frog telephones a psychic hotline to find out what his future will be. He is told. “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know all about you.” Thrilled beyond belief, the frog asks excitedly, “That`s fantastic!! Where will I meet her? At…
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Bad Anniversary Gift For Angry Wife
Belated anniversary present on the driveway that goes from zero to two hundred in under six seconds. What to get your as a last-minute anniversary gift.