Category: Jokes
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Truthful Comment About Beautiful Wife Gets Husband In Trouble
My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “You’re cute.” “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”…
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11 Sarcastic Tips Managers Wish They Could Give Their Associates
Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If it’s a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me…
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Lazy Guy Needs Doctor For Clever Excuse About His Condition
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just a…
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Why a Child Is In Tears About Urine Test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: “Why are you crying?” 1st Child: “I came here for a blood test.” 2nd Child: “So? Are you afraid?” 1st Child: “No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.” At this, the second one started crying.…
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Minister Talks About Sex
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on the topic of sex. When he got home he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping mall and they…
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Amusing Ways To Describe Three Types of Bras for Women
A man walked into the intimate apparel section of a large department store. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.” “What type of bra?” asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the man. “There is more than one type?” “Look around,” said the saleslady,…