Category: Jokes
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Funny Excuse For Driver Not Wearing Eyeglasses
A policeman stops a driver and asks for her driver’s license. The cop points out, “Miss, your license says that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman innocently answered, “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman angrily said, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” Comedian gives the backstory Have you ever had…
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Green Canaries
A lady went to a pet shop to purchase a couple of canaries. “I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner. “We don’t have any canaries, but we have these lovely birds for sale,” he said as he displayed some pale green parakeets. “But that’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady…
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Little Girl As Fairy Godmother
After watching the movie Cinderella, four-year-old Becky started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. “Make three wishes,” she told her mom, “and I’ll grant them.” Her mom asked for world peace. Becky swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mom wished for a cure for…
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God Will Provide
When Joan brought her fiancé, Jim, to her parent’s home to meet them for the first time, her father invited the young man into the den to find out more about the young man. “What are your plans?” he asked Jim. “I’m a Biblical scholar,” Jim replied. “Well, that’s admirable,” Joan’s dad replied. “But what…
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Unbelievable Answer In Employment Interview
A manager of a large national retail clothing store is looking over a potential employee’s application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before. He asks the applicant, “For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage.” The man’s logical answer was: “The work is so much…
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Cheating Wife Caught In The Act
“So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your cheating wife in bed with another man.” “That’s correct,” says the defendant. “Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you take out your gun and shoot your cheating wife, killing her instantly.” “That’s correct,” says the…