And now reality as defined by
BUMPER STICKER WISDOM
According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.
Caution – Driver Legally Blonde!
Few women admit their age; few men act it.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On The Cloud Somewhere
I love cats …they taste just like chicken.
I’m Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You’re Doing It Wrong…
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings.”
It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Thank You For Smoking Pot.
The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name…
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me!
Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.