If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your…

What does a woman say if she accidentally passes gas in a crowded restaurant? One evening, a beautiful young woman sat in a restaurant while waiting casually for her date to arrive. Not wanting to take any chances, she decided to make sure that she looked perfect for him. The young woman bent over in her…