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Four men boast about best beer in the world

At a world brewing convention in the United States, the chief executive officers of the top beer organizations went to the bar at the end of each day’s conference to brag about the best beer in the world.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: “In ‘Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate.”

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, shouts next: “In the States, we brew the best beers in the world, and I make the King Beer of them all: pour me a Bud.”

Hans steps up next: “In Germany, ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke.”

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward “Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks.”

The other CEOs stare at him in stunned silence, with total surprise written all over their faces.

Eventually, Bruce asks, “Aren’t you going to have a Guinness, Pat?”

Paddy replies: “Well, if you pansies aren’t drinkin’, then neither am I”.

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