Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Valentine’s Day Humor
Valentine’s Gift One morning after a sweet dream Sarah all of a sudden woke up. Her husband Brad asked her if anything was wrong. “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, Brad came home…
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Soap Bar Soap Opera
The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a Manchester (England) hotel and one of its guests. The hotel ended up submitting the letters to a Manchester newspaper. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial.…
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How To Answer A Job Rejection Letter
The next time you get a rejection letter from a potential employer, send them the following: To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment at this time.…
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Forgetful Man Visits Doctor
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. “Well, to tell the truth, doc, yes,” answered the patient. “You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I’m never sure I can remember…
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Dead Donkey Raffle
A truck driver moved to Kansas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.” “Well, then, just give me my money back.” “Can’t do…
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Great Time At College
Two high school sweethearts dated faithfully without sex during their four years in school. After they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast while her boyfriend went out west. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend time…