Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Eyes Go First
Eyes Go First For the Elderly
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First Wireless Telephone
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be out-done by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, in…
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One-Line Blonde Jokes
What do you call an eternity? Four blondes at a four way stop. Why do blondes have “TGIF” written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so they turned around and went…
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Pleasing A Woman
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works: “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,…
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Mistaken Jesus Sighting
A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car’s sun roof during an incident best described as “a mistaken rapture” by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture…
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Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following: The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry…