Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Hangover Symptoms
10 signs of having a hangover You’re convinced that chirping birds are Satan’s pets. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “stay still.” Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint. You’d rather have a pencil jammed up your…
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Secret Of Selling Bibles
Unusual secret of a great salesman revealed A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be…
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Psychology Experiment Gone Wrong
A really shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful blonde eyeing him with a seductive look. After gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if we talk for a while?” She answers by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I…
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Politics Explained
Politics doesn’t have to be complicated. Here are the different types with easy-to-understand examples. FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the…
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Classic one-line Jewish jokes
5759 Year according to Jewish calendar 4696 Year according to Chinese calendar 1063 Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food. Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. Q – What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? A –…
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Economy is so bad that…
Ten funny thoughts about the pandemic economy My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 28 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names. A…