Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Four Question Dementia Test
If you can answer all five questions correctly, you are smarter than 95% of us. Now this is a easy quiz, or is it?
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Henny Youngman
23 one-line jokes by Henny Youngman I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says “Why are you hitting me, there is…
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Ideal Man List at 22 and 42
Ideal Man For A Woman Original List (at age 22) Handsome Charming A financial success A caring listener Witty A body like Adonis Dresses with style Appreciates the finer things in life Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative and romantic lover Revised List (at age 42) Not too ugly Doesn’t belch or scratch in public…
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Marriage after 40 years
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now…
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Dating Definitions
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT….. what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING….. the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. BIRTH…
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Shocking Vegetarian Meal
The Vegetarian Society of Kansas never ate pork in his life, but always wanted to see how it tasted. The urge was so great he invented a story about going out-of-town on an urgent business matter. Once he left town he found a famous pork house noted for its gourmet pork dishes, feeling assured he…