Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Funny story about Fred Dingaling
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he’s in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. “Fred,” he replies. “Fred what?”…
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List of the 50 Best Groucho Marx Quotes
How well do you know Groucho Marx? His real name was Julius Henry Marx. He adopted the stage name Groucho during a card game because always carried a grouch bag. Marx originally faked a heavy German accent, but dropped it during World War I. He planned to be a doctor but started working in show…
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Computer Truisms
When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. When the going gets tough, upgrade. For…
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Aurora The Foil
In the heart of Gotham City, where darkness cloaks the streets and shadows dance in the moonlight, there lurks a mysterious and beguiling figure known only as “Aurora.” She’s not your typical criminal mastermind; she’s something far more seductive and dangerous. With hair as orange as the her strongest desires and eyes that sparkle like…
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Barber catches his cheating wife
A man asks the barber in a shop, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around, seeing a lot of customers, said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left but didn’t return that day. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before…
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Funny Definitions
Very funny alternative definitions of words These funny definitions are better than the ones found in your standard dictionary. Use them also to amuse your friends and family with your quick wit and original thinking. AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman, who has gone through labor, to want more children. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if…