Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Funny Marriage Quotes
The truth about marriage from these funny marriage quotes Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding…
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Frog Meets Beautiful Woman
Lonely and desperate for female company, a frog telephones a psychic hotline to find out what his future will be. He is told. “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know all about you.” Thrilled beyond belief, the frog asks excitedly, “That`s fantastic!! Where will I meet her? At…
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Annual Dementia Test
It’s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory…
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Bad Anniversary Gift For Angry Wife
Belated anniversary present on the driveway that goes from zero to two hundred in under six seconds. What to get your as a last-minute anniversary gift.
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25 one-line jokes by comedians
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. George Carlin Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. Roseanne Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal I just…
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Actual newspaper headline about felching session gone wrong
“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a…