Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Lazy Guy Needs Doctor For Clever Excuse About His Condition
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just a…
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Why a Child Is In Tears About Urine Test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: “Why are you crying?” 1st Child: “I came here for a blood test.” 2nd Child: “So? Are you afraid?” 1st Child: “No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.” At this, the second one started crying.…
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Minister Talks About Sex
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on the topic of sex. When he got home he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping mall and they…
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15 Happiness Quotes
Collected wisdom of happiness and how to be happy and defeat depression.
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Ultimate Scuba Tanks
The best tanks for scuba diving But then who is looking at the diving gear?
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22 Timeless One-Line Insults
A collection of some of the best insults and comebacks throughout history. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”“That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.” “He had delusions of adequacy .”-Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues…