Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Gangsta Aptitude Test
Quiz You Will Never See In School Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? Reggie has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to…
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Material Safety Data Sheet For Woman
Material Safety Data Sheet for woman provides all information you need for safe handling
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23 Twisted Rules On Flying
Follow these simple principles for a quick guide to flying an airplane. Maybe they don’t cover everything, but they’re a start. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, it gets smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get…
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33 Creative Epitahs on Cemetery Headstones
Epitaphs for the most part have a loving and serious message. Some gravestones though have funny epitaphs as a parting thought. Digital headstones have appeared lately. For interesting tidbits see below. The following is a list of 33 such gems. ~ MERV GRIFFIN ~I will not be right backAfter this messageJuly 6, 1925 – August…
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Nightly Prayer By Little Boy
During his nightly prayer, a clairvoyant little boy could predict the future. One night while saying his nightly prayer, a little boy was heard to finish, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa.” The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a heart attack. A few weeks later the little boy prayed,…
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7 Funny Things Kids Say to Adults
POLICE OFFICER IN SCHOOL While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little boy about five years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” I answered and continued writing the report. “My father said if I ever needed help I…