Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Is Husband’s Excuse After Night Out Guts or Balls?
We’ve all heard about a husband’s excuse after a night out. Did he have the guts or balls to give them to his wife? But do you really know the difference between those types? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below… GUTS:Arriving home late after a night out…
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Tremendous Explosion Caused By This Fatal Last Act
A tremendous explosion happened in a gunpowder factory, and after all the debris had been cleared an inquiry began. One of the few survivors was asked for his statement. “Okay Simpson,” said the investigator, “you were near the scene, what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Virgil Collins was in the mixing room when I…
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Unbelievable Rules US Troops Received After Returning From Combat Duty For Return To The Civilian Lifestyle
Maybe the return from military duty wasn’t that easy for every soldier in World War 2. The War Department actually wrote a guide on how to behave at home on American soil. Soldiers who spent years overseas protecting our freedom may have developed some habits not suited for civilian life. The Armed Forces had a…
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Ignore These14 Unwritten Rules of Chemistry Lab At Your Own Risk
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. When you don’t know what you’re doing, do it neatly. Experiments must be reproducible, they should fail the same way each time. First, draw your curves, then plot your data. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined. Always keep a record of your data. It indicates that…
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Ten Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Want to stop telemarketers from calling you? Follow these ten tips to stop getting those random calls. And have fun doing it.
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Funny Excuse For Driver Not Wearing Eyeglasses
A policeman stops a driver and asks for her driver’s license. The cop points out, “Miss, your license says that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman innocently answered, “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman angrily said, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” Comedian gives the backstory Have you ever had…