Author: Leonard Kreicas
-
Unbelievable Rules US Troops Received After Returning From Combat Duty For Return To The Civilian Lifestyle
Maybe the return from military duty wasn’t that easy for every soldier in World War 2. The War Department actually wrote a guide on how to behave at home on American soil. Soldiers who spent years overseas protecting our freedom may have developed some habits not suited for civilian life. The Armed Forces had a…
-
Ignore These14 Unwritten Rules of Chemistry Lab At Your Own Risk
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. When you don’t know what you’re doing, do it neatly. Experiments must be reproducible, they should fail the same way each time. First, draw your curves, then plot your data. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined. Always keep a record of your data. It indicates that…
-
Ten Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Want to stop telemarketers from calling you? Follow these ten tips to stop getting those random calls. And have fun doing it.
-
Funny Excuse For Driver Not Wearing Eyeglasses
A policeman stops a driver and asks for her driver’s license. The cop points out, “Miss, your license says that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman innocently answered, “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman angrily said, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” Comedian gives the backstory Have you ever had…
-
Every Object Has A Gender
Copiers are Female: once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. Ziploc Bags are Male: they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Sponges are Female: they’re soft, squeezable and…
-
Green Canaries
A lady went to a pet shop to purchase a couple of canaries. “I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner. “We don’t have any canaries, but we have these lovely birds for sale,” he said as he displayed some pale green parakeets. “But that’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady…