Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Woman Or Dog?
Why Dogs Are Better Than Women Dogs don’t cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog’s time in the bathroom is just for a quick drink. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late. The later…
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Guess The Subject
From these 20 comments can you guess what is this man is doing? 1. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 2. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 3. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 4. It’s a game of inches. 5. That hole was…
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Coffee Addiction
You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When: Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. You lick your coffeepot clean. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.…
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Catholic Women
Four Catholic women were having coffee one afternoon, bragging to one another about their successful sons. The first woman tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second of the Catholic women chirps in, “My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a…
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Romantic Intent
Go to the Romantic Intent page on the Bureau of Communication web site where you can actually fill in the blanks and send the notice to a person. Bureau Of Commication has several other fill-em and send-em forms for the special people in your life.
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First Baby
Your Clothes First baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. Second baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. Third baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. The Baby’s Name 1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations…