Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Type of Girlfriends
Girlfriends By The Numbers Which type of girlfriend do you have? Ms. Nice Guy “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have!” Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, main squeeze, doormat. Advantages:Cheerful, agreeable, kindly. Disadvantages: May wise up someday. Old Yeller “You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent…
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Tricky Pronunciation List
Can you correctly say all the words on this tricky pronunciation list? The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The…
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How To Stop Mirror Kisses
Betty was frustrated. She had complained dozens of times to her teen-age daughter about her newest gig of kissing the bathroom mirror just after applying her lipstick, but her persisted in doing it anyway. Finally, one day after spending a half hour scrubbing the mirror, only to find another kiss mark an hour later, Betty…
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Car Names Definitions
If you ever drove a clunker you will find these car names so true. AUDI Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Bimbette Motor Weapon Break My Window BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually…
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Idiot Sightings By Travel Agents
The following are actual idiot stories provided by travel agents. I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be…
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Marriage Disagreements
A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up. The judge asks the husband, “What has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you…