Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Personality Score Answer
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should “handle with care.” You’re seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don’t always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as…
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Dear God Prayers From Kids at Bedtime
35 of the best Dear God prayers kids make before they go to bed. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Ginny Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look…
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Catholic Dog Dies
O’Connor lived alone in the Irish countryside with only his beloved pet dog for company. Sadly one day the Catholic dog passed away and O’Connor went to his local parish priest and made a simple request in honor of the fallen animal. “Father, me dog is dead. Could you be saying a final mass for…
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Senior Couple Food Order
A senior couple is sitting on a bench in front of a large pond enjoying their time together. On the other side of the tranquil pond are people selling delicious varieties of of food. The wife turns to her husband and says, “I could really enjoy an ice cream cone.” He kindly answers, “Well since you’re in the mood, I’ll get…
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Strange Name For A Chinaman
A man walks through Chinatown and spots a building with a sign for “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How in the world does that fit in here?” He walks into the shop and sees an elderly Chinaman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this place get a name like…
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Government Worker
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle,…