Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Revenge for blonde on a flight
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to…
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25 Explanations of what doctors really mean
“This should be taken care of right away.” I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. “Welllllll, what have we here…” Since he hasn’t the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give…
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Sad Day On Sesame Street
Big Bird For Dinner
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Early exit at the family Thanksgiving dinner
20 funny excuses for an early exit from the dreaded boring Thanksgiving dinner with the family. Remind your 12-year old brother or sister that you left those condoms they asked for in the closet upstairs. Announce that you would like to start a new family tradition, and proceed to take off your clothes at the…
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Wife feeds husband best dinner he ever had
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night. After a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work. One Thursday, she’s playing a great game and she has an incredible hand when she notices the time. “Oh, no! I have to…
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Thanksgiving dinner is coming up