Author: Leonard Kreicas
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16 Humorous Truisms Which Make You Smile
Truisms never fade away, but always remain facts of life. These humorous truisms help you stay sane in an insane world. Money talks: it just says goodbye. The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors. The best way to cure your wife of a case of nerves is to…
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Tragedy Strikes After Carpet Installation Ends Badly
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpets in a rather large home. After he stepped out for a smoke, the carpet layer realized he couldn’t find his cigarette pack. As he was looking around the home, in the middle of one room, under the carpet, he stepped on a bump. The carpet layer said…
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The honest truth about what women really want
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youthful happiness. So he offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if he…
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Funny Ways Clueless Men Treat 17 Ordinary Items In the Refrigerator
Clueless Men: Here it is, the secret list used by bachelors worldwide, for what to do with the food in your refrigerator before your girlfriend opens it. Because you don’t have a wife who can recognize on sight (and sometimes before) when your month-old Big Mac has become one with the special and now toxic…
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Priests Flee Buxom Blonde
Three priests fled from their passionate encounter with a busty blonde. Three priests were waiting in line for tickets to go home to Pittsburg at an airport. Behind the counter was a very, very shapely blonde: well-endowed, gorgeous, stunningly beautiful. The priests were all embarrassed staring at the shapely blonde, so they drew straws to…
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Classic One-Line Jokes
These funny one-line jokes have withstood the test of time. Here is a sampling of jokes on marriage, men and women: sometimes they mix in the funniest ways. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.…