Author: Leonard Kreicas
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GED TEST – PART 2
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A. Premature death. Q. What is artificial insemination?A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. Q. How can you delay milk…
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GED TEST – PART 3
Q. What is the most common form of birth control?A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section.’A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q. What is a seizure?A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit) Q. What…
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Amazing Remedies
Humorous solutions to everyday problems.
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What To Write If You Are Unprepared For Class
If you are unprepared for homework, entertain. Student compares homework with giving birth.
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Personality Quiz
Find out your personality type simply by how you think about a glass of water. Get a glass half-full of water and ask your friend for their thoughts on it.
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Text codes for seniors
ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center DWI – Driving While Incontinent FWIW – Forgot Where I Was GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA – Got Heartburn Again HGBM – Had…