Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Why Mountain Bikes Are Better Than Men
Mountain bikes don’t screw around. Mountain bikes don’t care if it’s that time of the month. Mountain bikes don’t have parents. Mountain bikes don’t whine unless something is wrong. Mountain bikes don’t care about professional sports. You can share your mountain bike with your friends. Mountain bikes don’t care how many other mountain bikes you’ve…
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What St. Peter Says After He Questions Three Women Will Surprise You
Three women met untimely deaths and arrived at the gates of heaven. At the entrance to the hallowed gates, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel for their rights to be accepted for an eternity in heaven. St. Peter asked each of the three women, “Before entering you must answer a simple question.” They replied together, “Which…
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14 Memorable Quotes By Sports Figures That Will Astonish You
Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M , recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.” Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”…
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Life Explained By 130 Truisms
Truisms: Perfect platitudes for these ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) times of Iphone overload. They empower and slice through the noise to deliver essential insights to you in seconds. No need for lengthy explanations anymore, simply enjoy and share these enduring sayings as you read them.
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Professor Fools College Seniors Who Cram For Exam With Trick Question
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead and they didn’t do any studying. Come test time, they decided to tell their professor that the car broke down the night before from a flat tire and they needed more time to study. The professor decided they could…
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21 Little-Known Relatives of Vincent Van Gogh
The Van Gogh family tree certainly had some really odd, but funny members. His obnoxious brotherPlease Gogh His dizzy auntVerti Gogh The brother who ate prunesGotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience storeStopn Gogh The grandfather from YugoslaviaUGogh The brother who bleached his clothes whiteHue Gogh The cousin from IllinoisChica Gogh His magician…