Tag: college
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Professor Fools College Seniors Who Cram For Exam With Trick Question
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead and they didn’t do any studying. Come test time, they decided to tell their professor that the car broke down the night before from a flat tire and they needed more time to study. The professor decided they could…
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21 Brutally Honest Comments On Their College Courses Given By Students
Maybe the college and instructors did not like these course evaluations of their classes, but many students tell it like is even if the truth can be painful. The textbook is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room. The instructor talks like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high. In my class, the…
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How a College Student Would Write The Bible
Ten ways the Bible would be different,If it were written by college students The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning – cold. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten…
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Biological Paradox
Why Don’t Your Feet Become Red With Blood? I always like to illustrate biology principles with simple concrete examples. The answer I got about the flow of blood in the body was not one I was ready for. After my lecture on blood flow, the class was posed this simple question: “If I were to…
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Post-College Life
Your potted plants stay alive. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. Your…
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Great Time At College
Two high school sweethearts dated faithfully without sex during their four years in school. After they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast while her boyfriend went out west. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend time…