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Biological Paradox

Why Don’t Your Feet Become Red With Blood? I always like to illustrate biology principles with simple concrete examples. The answer I got about the flow of blood in the body was not one I was ready for. After my lecture on blood flow, the class was posed this simple question: “If I were to […]

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Post-College Life

Your potted plants stay alive. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. Your […]

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Great Time At College

Two high school sweethearts dated faithfully without sex during their four years in school. After they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast while her boyfriend went out west. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend time […]

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Writing A College Paper

Unspoken Method On Writing A College Paper Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. Log onto chat, Facebook and Twitter (be sure to go on away!). Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some […]

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How To Recruit Guys For College

Best reason for going to college in South Florida.

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Unwritten ways to thrive in college

Unwritten ways to thrive in college Depends on how you define “thrive” Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour. Enjoy being a sophomore: it will be the best three years of your life. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into […]