Tag: blondes
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Blonde confused by do not disturb sign
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the…
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Blonde wins prizes
Blonde At The Soda Machine This blonde is at a soda machine and she puts in the money and out comes the soda. She puts in more money and out comes the soda. She does this until there’s soda stacked up all around her. A guy comes up to her and asks, “Why are you…
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Blonde Old Car Problem
A blonde had a problem trying to sell her old car. Buyers did not like the fact the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed the issue with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, “There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it’s not going…
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Blonde’s New Diet
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by…
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Contractor Does An Estimate
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to give an estimate. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, “Now, in the living room, I’d like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm.” The contractor nods, pulls out…
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Speeding Blonde
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also happened to be a blonde and he asked for the blonde’s driver’s license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said…