AHUMORSITE
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Dead Donkey Raffle
A truck driver moved to Kansas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.” “Well, then, just give me my money back.” “Can’t do…
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Great Time At College
Two high school sweethearts dated faithfully without sex during their four years in school. After they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast while her boyfriend went out west. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend time…
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Pick That Nose
Surprise Pickings When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick The kind you do in a car, when no one’s looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at…
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Fix The Brakes
A fire started on some grasslands near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, the call was…
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Proof Girls Are Evil
First we state that girls require time and money: Girls = Time x Money And as we all know “time is money:” Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2 And because “Money is the root of all evil:” Money = √Evil Therefore: Girls = (√Evil )2 We are forced to scientifically conclude that: Girls = Evil
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Speed Camera Revenge
Who said there isn’t anything to do in Oshkosh. Couple of weeks ago a van in Oshkosh housing a traffic ticket camera was approached by four youths. As the camera operator was talking to three of the boys about the van’s equipment and how it works, the fourth boy proceeded to undo the van’s front…