AHUMORSITE
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Blind Rabbit Meets Blind Snake
Once upon a time or so its said, in an enchanted forest, there lived an orphaned rabbit and an orphaned snake. By an amazing coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the rabbit was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the rabbit tripped over the snake and…
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Year In Review – The Blonde Version
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. Box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours….. Power went out!!! May Tried to make…
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Woman’s Parking Lot
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a “Women Only” parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Attached is the first…
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Traffic Ticket Jokes
GOOD A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem – a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read “RADAR TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading “TIPS”…
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ID Ten T Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Luke, the 11 year-old boy next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him for help. Luke clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he started walking away, I inquired, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It was an ID…
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Expensive Veterinarian Bill
A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary hospital. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, Polly has passed away.” The distressed owner wailed,…