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Blonde With Glass Eye
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blonde eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick…
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Parking Ticket Insults
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the…
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Hangover Symptoms
10 signs of having a hangover You’re convinced that chirping birds are Satan’s pets. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “stay still.” Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint. You’d rather have a pencil jammed up your…
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Secret Of Selling Bibles
Unusual secret of a great salesman revealed A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be…
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Psychology Experiment Gone Wrong
A really shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful blonde eyeing him with a seductive look. After gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if we talk for a while?” She answers by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I…
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Politics Explained
Politics doesn’t have to be complicated. Here are the different types with easy-to-understand examples. FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the…