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Barber catches his cheating wife
A man asks the barber in a shop, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around, seeing a lot of customers, said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left but didn’t return that day. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before…
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Funny Definitions
Very funny alternative definitions of words These funny definitions are better than the ones found in your standard dictionary. Use them also to amuse your friends and family with your quick wit and original thinking. AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman, who has gone through labor, to want more children. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if…
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Four Question Dementia Test
If you can answer all five questions correctly, you are smarter than 95% of us. Now this is a easy quiz, or is it?
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Henny Youngman
23 one-line jokes by Henny Youngman I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says “Why are you hitting me, there is…
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Ideal Man List at 22 and 42
Ideal Man For A Woman Original List (at age 22) Handsome Charming A financial success A caring listener Witty A body like Adonis Dresses with style Appreciates the finer things in life Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative and romantic lover Revised List (at age 42) Not too ugly Doesn’t belch or scratch in public…
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Marriage after 40 years
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now…