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Teenage Girl Answers Wrong Number With an Amusing Talkathon
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number…” she said.
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Men Versus Women Shopping Experience
Typical Males In a clothing store, a typical man tends to approach shopping with a straightforward mindset. He enters the store, usually with a specific item in mind, such as a pair of jeans or a new shirt. He heads directly to the section of the store where he expects to find what he needs.…
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Why the “Poor Preachers” Movement Is Relevant Today
Lessons on challenging political authority from The Poor Preachers. Before Donald Trump another charismatic figure, John Wycliffe, challenged the status quo with his Lollards. Through a series of strategic actions(similar to today’s strategies) he left a lasting impact on religion and society. The Poor Preachers: The Adventures of the First Lollards, by Arthur D. Bardswell,…
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Timeless Hollywood Squares Quotes
Peter Marshall moderated the beloved Hollywood Squares TV show because the panelists gave such great come-back lines to his questions. Enjoy these Hollywood Squares quotes from panelists such as Charley Weaver, Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Vincent Price, George Gobel, Red Foxx, Ed Asner and more. Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish…
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Top 10 funniest caddy versus golfer one-line jokes
Need a laugh? Check out our list of the top 10 golf jokes. From one-liners to classic punchlines, become the funniest player in your foursome. Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on…
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What Pest-Control Man Said When Caught Hiding In the Closet Will Make You Laugh
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!” She bundled him in the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after…