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  • May I Take Your Order?

    An friend of mine, who is a physician, told her story about her four-year-old daughter’s McDonalds experience. On the way to preschool, she left her stethoscope on the car seat when her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. At first my friend was excited that her daughter wanted to follow in…

  • How Are You Feeling?

    Farmer Bob decided the injuries he sustained in a recent traffic collision were serious enough to sue the trucking company whose driver had been responsible for the accident. During the trial, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer grilled the farmer in court. “Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident that you were fine?” asked the…

  • High-Tech Toilet

    State of the Art Toilet in the year 2000 Back in the days of desktop computers and floppy disks, a high-tech toilet would look like the picture above. While toilets have not changed much, high-tech certainly has since the turn-of-the-century computers.

  • Serenity Solution

    If you seek the Serenity Solution Look for it through the eyes of another If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be…

  • Jonah And The Whale

  • Funny How Things Work Out

    Sometimes you will cry and no one will see your tears… Sometimes you will laugh and no one will see you smile… Sometimes you will fear and no one will see you shudder… Sometimes you will lie and no one will catch you up… Sometimes you will fall and no one sees you struggle… Sometimes…