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Blonde confused by do not disturb sign
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the…
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What Is Your Name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” he asked the worker. “John,” the newly hired man replied. The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone…
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Blonde wins prizes
Blonde At The Soda Machine This blonde is at a soda machine and she puts in the money and out comes the soda. She puts in more money and out comes the soda. She does this until there’s soda stacked up all around her. A guy comes up to her and asks, “Why are you…
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Forward Jokes To Friends and Family
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain: When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do – you forward jokes. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact – you forward jokes. When…
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Blonde Old Car Problem
A blonde had a problem trying to sell her old car. Buyers did not like the fact the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed the issue with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, “There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it’s not going…
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Very odd phone call
A little old lady gets a phone call one evening to hear a man’s deep voice on the other end saying to her, “I know you. You’d like men to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over and make rough love to you all night…