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Wife feeds husband best dinner he ever had
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night. After a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work. One Thursday, she’s playing a great game and she has an incredible hand when she notices the time. “Oh, no! I have to…
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Thanksgiving dinner is coming up
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pat Buchanan To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. Louis Farrakhan The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down. The Bible And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross…
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Fable about three fishermen and a mermaid
Three fishermen are out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. Now one of the fishermen just doesn’t believe it, and says, “Okay, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ.” The…
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don’t have balls to scratch. How can you tell if a man is sexually…
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When Dalmatians get caught cheating