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How a man tries to get rid of cat, but fails.
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He…
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Teacher gets a surprise gift from a student
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is? Flowers.” “That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild…
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How God punishes a priest for picking golf over the church
There was this priest who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The priest was…
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Man and woman disagree on the price of an affair
A man met a stunningly beautiful woman, who agreed to spend the night with him for a price. After some chitchat, they settled on $1,000 for a night of fun together. Before he left the next morning, he told her he didn’t have any cash on him, but that he would have his secretary write…
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Ten Reasons God Created Eve For Adam
God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don’t want to see what’s on television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!) God knew that Adam would never…
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Ages of A Woman | Ages of A Man
The Ages of A Woman Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. Between the…