Category: Jokes
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How To Stop Mirror Kisses
Betty was frustrated. She had complained dozens of times to her teen-age daughter about her newest gig of kissing the bathroom mirror just after applying her lipstick, but her persisted in doing it anyway. Finally, one day after spending a half hour scrubbing the mirror, only to find another kiss mark an hour later, Betty…
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Marriage Disagreements
A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up. The judge asks the husband, “What has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you…
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It Could Have Been Worse
There once was a sheriff who, no matter what the situation, always said, “It could have been worse” after viewing the scene of the crime. It drove his two deputies absolutely crazy. One day, the two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the…
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What To Do With Drunk Biker
Two Drunk Bikers In Back Of Bar A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two drunk bikers, one with his fingers up the ass of the other. “So, what’s going on here?”, the cop…
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Man’s Man In Battle
Long ago, there lived a sailor named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man’s man, who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, “Bring me my red shirt!” The first mate quickly retrieved the…
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Poker Game
Charlie, Marvin and Lou, retired friends,would get together every night, rain or shine, to play some poker. It was a nice way to pass the time and the men thoroughly enjoyed it. Charlie’s wife, though, wasn’t happy about her husband’s poker games. She thought it was a dirty and low way to fill his time,…