Category: Jokes
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Math Test
A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came a guy named Tony from New York. “I’m not hiring any smart-aleck New Yorker,” the foreman thought, so he made up a math test knowing that Tony wouldn’t be able to answer the questions, and he’d be able to refuse him the job without getting…
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Elderly Man And Woman
An elderly couple was on a cruise when suddenly a fierce storm descended on the ship. They were standing on the back of the vessel, watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the elderly woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the elderly man back…
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Snake And The Rabbit
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of forest pathways one day, when they collided at a crossing. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the accident. The snake claimed that he had been blind since birth, and should be given the benefit of…
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Insurance Jokes
“Oh, dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?” “Nothing,” the girl replied. “He made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.” An insurance agent went to a museum and he accidentally hit a statue. Museum administrator: “That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken!” Insurance agent: “Thank God! I thought it was a…
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May I Take Your Order?
An friend of mine, who is a physician, told her story about her four-year-old daughter’s McDonalds experience. On the way to preschool, she left her stethoscope on the car seat when her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. At first my friend was excited that her daughter wanted to follow in…
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How Are You Feeling?
Farmer Bob decided the injuries he sustained in a recent traffic collision were serious enough to sue the trucking company whose driver had been responsible for the accident. During the trial, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer grilled the farmer in court. “Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident that you were fine?” asked the…