Category: Jokes
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Very odd phone call
A little old lady gets a phone call one evening to hear a man’s deep voice on the other end saying to her, “I know you. You’d like men to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over and make rough love to you all night…
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Magical Elevator
A boy and his father were visiting a mall for the very first time in their lives. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked,” What is this, dad?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,…
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Nerd Hunting Season
A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road. He pulls over for a pit stop and approaching the door he sees a sign that says: NO NERDS. He shrugs it off and enters. He’s greeted by the…
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Mr. Smith Passed Away
A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm’s senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. “Is Mr. Smith there?” asked the client on the phone. “I’m very sorry, but Mr. Smith passed away last night,” the receptionist answered. “Is Mr. Smith there?” repeated the client. The receptionist was perplexed. “Perhaps you didn’t…
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Sunday School Teacher
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her young students. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall…
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Mailbox For Blondes
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again opened…