Category: Jokes
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Little Johnny At Church
One bright Sunday morning Cindy and Mark took their eight year old son, Johnny, to church. They sat right in the front so Johnny could get all the benefits from church. But as we know eight year old boys do not like church at all. Especially little Johnny. Halfway through the pastor’s sermon Johnny fell…
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Irishman celebrates impending doom in a pub?
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve got some bad news for you … you have cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.” Murphy, shocked and saddened…
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Biblical origin of Lord and Taylor
Jesus is wandering around Jerusalem when he decides he really needs a new robe. After looking around, he sees a sign for “Finkelstein, the Tailor.” He goes in and Finkelstein prepares a new robe for him which is a perfect fit. When he asks how much he owes, Finkelstein brushes him off. “No, no, there’s…
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Revenge for blonde on a flight
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to…
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Wife feeds husband best dinner he ever had
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night. After a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work. One Thursday, she’s playing a great game and she has an incredible hand when she notices the time. “Oh, no! I have to…
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Fable about three fishermen and a mermaid
Three fishermen are out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. Now one of the fishermen just doesn’t believe it, and says, “Okay, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ.” The…