Category: Jokes
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Peaceful Retirement
How a retiree tricked noisy school kids A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys full of youthful after-school enthusiasm came down…
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Hit The Floor
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. “I’ll be right back and we’ll go to eat,”…
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First Picture of God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what…
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Government Workers At Their Job
Joke about working for the government. Two workmen were approached by a passer by who asked what they were doing… “Well, we work for the government,” one of the men said. “But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You’re not accomplishing anything. Aren’t you wasting the taxpayers’ money?”…
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Couple Visit Dentist’s Office
A man and his wife entered the dentist’s office. “I want a tooth pulled, “the man said. “We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff.” “You are a very brave man,” remarked the dentist. “Which tooth is it?” “Show him your bad…
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Dog Named Sex
I call mine “Sex.” He’s a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to the city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one too.” Then I said, “But this is a dog.”…