Category: Jokes
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Cowards And Corrupt Politicians
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, “Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!” All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of…
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Where Is God?
A couple had two little girls, ages eight and ten, who were always in trouble. They were always getting caught causing problems and their parents always felt that if any bad deeds were reported in town, that their two young daughters were in some way involved. The parents were at the end of their rope…
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Lake Michigan revived by Viagra
A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the once-frigid lake no longer dangles into Illinois and Indiana, but now spans majestically across northern Wisconsin. According to eyewitnesses, roughly 30 to 60 minutes after the ship’s contents dissolved, the lake…
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Quick Relationship Quiz
A dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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Dentist Prescribes Viagra
A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. “I can’t do the gas thing – the…
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3 Sons Give Their Mom A Gift
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her. The first son bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her. Her second son bought her a beautiful…