Category: Jokes
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Portrait Of 3 Irish Coal-Miners
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black, totally naked men sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery…
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Parrot Asks Forgiveness
A man received a colorful parrot for his birthday. His parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and even worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude. The man tried hard to change the bird’s attitude. Saying polite words and playing soft music didn’t…
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First Wireless Telephone
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be out-done by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, in…
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Pleasing A Woman
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works: “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,…
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Mistaken Jesus Sighting
A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car’s sun roof during an incident best described as “a mistaken rapture” by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture…
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Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following: The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry…