Category: Jokes
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Life’s Simple Pleasures
Put the fun back in life with little moments that put a smile on your face. Here are ten items to put a smile on your face and gladness in your heart. Cozy SocksSlip your feet into fluffy socks that feel like a hug from a cloud. Find vibrant patterns and soft textures that make…
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Military Motor Pool
The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational. Andy answered, “We’ve got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars, and that Bentley the fat-assed colonel drives around in.” There was a stony silence for a second or two. “Do you know who you are…
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Pray For Me
One Sunday in a Midwestern city a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little girl up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just…
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Do Mothers-In-Law Deserve Disrespect?
Somebody rang my doorbell this morning. When I opened the door there was my mother-in-law on the front step. She said, “Can I stay here for a few days?” I said: “Sure you can,” and shut the door in her face. What the husband tells his wife Husband: “Hey, you won’t believe what happened this…
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How Two Nuns Made Stalker Look Like A Jerk
Two nuns are walking through a deserted forest. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and…
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Hilarious Description of Retardment In Florida By Grandchild Makes You Laugh Outloud
A teacher asked her young students how they spent their vacation. One child wrote a funny description about her grandparents living a life of retardment in Florida : “We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. “They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved…