Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Dog Named Sex
I call mine “Sex.” He’s a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to the city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one too.” Then I said, “But this is a dog.”…
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You Are Blonde If…
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!” Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because…
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Hypnosis Defined
Two men struck up a conversation in a bar. The first said, “I was hypnotized last week.” “What does hypnotized mean?” asked the second. “Well, to hypnotize is to get the man in your power and make him do whatever you want.” “That’s not hypnotism, that is marriage.”
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Avoid These Deadly Pick-Up Lines
Which pick-up lines not to use if you want get that beauty. Stupid pickup lines.
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Material Safety Data Sheet For Women
What are women usually covered with? Why do women boil or freeze? What are women attracted to?
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Sarcastic employee reviews
“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” “His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.” “I would not allow this employee to breed.” “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.” “Works well when…