Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Computer and glass of milk
Besides the optimists and pessimists view of a half-empty glass, here are others reactions when somebody leaves a half-glass of milk next to a computer. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Apple Computer: You guys really should be drinking Perrier. Bill Gates: Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk. Free Software Foundation: That…
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Russian-American Dogfight
The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight. They’d have five years to breed the best fighting dog in…
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Winning Retail Game
The simple trick of how a smart small store owner outwitted his brutal competition. The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival…
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Makings of a perfect husband
Qualities of a Perfect Husband
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How to think on your feet
A customer tried to buy half a head of lettuce in the local supermarket. The youthful produce assistant told him the store only sells whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he’d ask his supervisor about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to…
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Meet the parent
Josh Walters invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Josh’s mother couldn’t help but keep noticing how beautiful Josh’s roommate, Mia, was. Mrs. Walters had long been suspicious of a relationship between Josh and his roommate, Mia, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the…