Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Woman’s Parking Lot
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a “Women Only” parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Attached is the first…
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Traffic Ticket Jokes
GOOD A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem – a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read “RADAR TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading “TIPS”…
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ID Ten T Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Luke, the 11 year-old boy next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him for help. Luke clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he started walking away, I inquired, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It was an ID…
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Expensive Veterinarian Bill
A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary hospital. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, Polly has passed away.” The distressed owner wailed,…
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$on a$k$ dad for money
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$, and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need. $o you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love,Your $on —————————– Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and…
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Hearing aid for seniors
A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the…