Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Water Versus Coca-Cola
We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written down like this before. Water 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half world population) In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger. Even mild dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much…
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Shingles For Physician
Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: “Shingles.” So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, “Shingles.” So she wrote down…
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Transylvania Humor
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts…
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Wisdom For My Senior Friends
A word to the wise from someone who has seen it all.
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Blind Rabbit Meets Blind Snake
Once upon a time or so its said, in an enchanted forest, there lived an orphaned rabbit and an orphaned snake. By an amazing coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the rabbit was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the rabbit tripped over the snake and…
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Year In Review – The Blonde Version
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. Box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours….. Power went out!!! May Tried to make…