Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Little Johnny’s Strange Answer
The teacher in an elementary school gave his class as homework a project to tell students about an exciting or unusual event that happened the previous week. That day finally arrived and the teacher began his class by telling each pupil to relate their earth-shattering experience of the prior week. He knew that when it…
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DIY home treadmill
Social distancing causing you to get out of shape? Here is a creative method to run in place. Certainly amusing, but be careful, very careful when doing it yourself.
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25 thoughts on being older
~Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect! ~Going out is good. Coming home is better! ~When people say “You look great”…and they add “for your age.” ~When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything…movies, hotels, flights, but you’re too tired to use…
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Which choice is better?
Sometimes the best way to show just how dumb some of the American population has become is to offer them a choice in order to test whether or not they know what’s really going on around them. This short video explains a lot. Media analyst Mark Dice offers random people their choice of: 1) A…
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Wife Asks For Divorce
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, “I don’t…
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Ten Ways to tell you’re old
#1 – I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?” And that, my friend, is the sad definition of “OLD”. #2 – Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,…